I was in the mirror practicing. I wanted to be fully prepared when the time came to get this baby out of me. Staring at my reflection, I noticed my angry eyebrows weren’t drawn together enough… I should work on that.

Anyway, threat practicing aside, aren’t you ecstatic?!! We are pregnant and have a wonderful journey ahead of us. Well to be honest, I’m a little less than thrilled. You see, pregnancy hasn’t always been kind to me, and although I’m a repeat customer, the service hasn’t been up to par.

This time I’d like some company… you interested? Great! Join me as I go off script to discuss:

  • Common Symptoms 
  • Pregnancy Myths 
  • Remedies
  • Fetal development
  • Sex 
  • Doctor visits 
  • And More

all while entertaining you with my crazy life stories. I don’t care if this is your first pregnancy or you’ve had so many they let you perform your own ultrasounds… I’m just ready to get started. ♥Let’s make some babies shall we?

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